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Suttonchops
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Name: Zack
Country: United States
State: Kansas
Metro: Lawrence
Birthday: 3/19/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: Playing guitar, listening to music, drinking heavily, watching movies, trying to watch my figure, working at Yello Sub, driving my gold Saturn.
Expertise: Arguing, analyzing people, music.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Construction
Message: message me
AIM:  suttonchops
Member Since:
5/18/2005
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| sorry, havent posted in a while.. i just dont care enough about exposing you all to my inner thoughts (redundant?). but anyway, school went well, summers here.. ill be here and at the sub. holler atcha booyyyyyyy!!!
(currently going to sleep, im not actually watching that, whatever it is)
next time i post i may use stupid fonts and big letters like leah does, but probably not. | | |
| "My wife has an ass in her cock in the drive way, all right? I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow. " - Little Bill (Boogie Nights)
A woman came into Yello Sub today with another woman, and they both ordered sandwiches. Because we were incredibly busy it was taking a while for their sandwiches to come out. In response to our 'slow service', one began yelling and complaining, almost up until she was served (she even tried to grab a bag out of my hand until I told at her that it Was NOT HER SANDWICH). Her cohort, on the other hand, was so furious she claimed she, (and I quote) "CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE", and rushed out the door in a mad rage, coming back several minutes later. After, maybe 20 minutes (which was probably the average time people were getting sandwiches at our busiest point), the two got their bagged lunch, and left in a rush.
Not only was this one of the saddest displays of etiquette that I have seen in my life, it supports the inclination of human character (maybe American character, I don't know), in which people act in such great outrage and aggression over something as minute as a sandwich. Not to say that this is the average reaction, but that society, at times seems to support it. Anyway, they were both cunts. | | |
| first week of class was sweet, im pumped for the semester.
working at yello sub fucking rocks. | | |
| has it really been 2 months since my last post?
i guess internet blogging is not nearly as entertaining as it seems
well its monday, jan 23rd 2006 at 2:04 pm and i still have yet to have a class.. i start tonight at 7pm woot.
so far today ive rocked the internet, not yet solved my photo posting problem (for life OUTSIDE xanga, that is), and watched the food network since about 10 am. also, i have yet to put on a shirt, and am still chilin in my bed.
ill see you guys later.. cherish my words! | | |
| laura tagged me... wah wah, like i have anything better to do with my time. actually i do...
My hidden talent(s): I can play the King of the Hill theme song on guitar.. also i can tickle your fancy.
Nicknames: crazy horse, horsey, horse-cock, horsefucker, horseman, horse, sutton??
My first celeb crush: demi moore. what?
Best pickup line that worked for me: I'm sleeping in your bed tonight cuz I dont want to go home.
Weirdest phobia: birds shitting on me (the one and only phobia, seriously)
Something gross: When I tried to squeak a fart out in the middle of class but it came out a ... a poop. And then I had to flush my undies down the toilet.
When I wake up in the morning I always do these 2 things: Stretch like a cat and let one rip (usually)
The best prank I've ever played on someone: my whole life revolves around trickery and tomfoolery
Sex on the first date is...: Usually unprotected.
My Guilty Pleasures are: i don't really have any 'Guilty' pleasures.. I feel that all my pleasures are innocent, even the 'guilty ones'.. but yeah i like smoking pot. and masturbating. and smoking pot while masturbating. in my spare time i also mop floors with american flags.
I'm totally addicted to: allliteration (always addicted to an awesome answer as well)
Most bizarre dream I've ever had: I was playing with my brother (when we were young) outside my old house and he got kidnapped and i tried to tell my parents but they couldn't hear me.
Illegal thing I would do if I could get away with it: fly directly to cuba (from the US), then fly back
Best quality for a man/woman to have: Knowledge, humor, and understanding
Plastic surgery is: stupid and degradating to our society
When I want to feel sexy I put on: I take off
Most important lesson(s) I've learned about love: Dont get it confused with lust
My fave part of my body is: my mind
My least fave part of my body is: my hairy ass (actually i like it)
Best comfort food: mom's sweet potatoes
The best compliment I've ever gotten: 'You're Jewish?'
so now i tag...daniel liberty? | | |
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